Tuesday, October 26

My Wii Fit and I have an uneasy relationship

I believe my Wii Fit does not care for me. It has a great deal of contempt in it's voice when it is talking to me. Especially when it says (with what I feel is a little too much relish) "that's obese!" I KNOW WII FIT! THAT IS WHY I AM USING YOU! Do I not get points for even trying? I'm not looking for "That's still fat, but less fat than last time!" or anything. All I'm asking is that it not announce to a room containing only itself and me every time I use it. Silence would be fine. We both know I'm fat, Wii Fit. You don't have to rub it in.

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